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Dilberts Financial planner!
-Make a will -Pay off your credit cards -Get term life insurance if you have a family to support -Fund your 401k to the maximum -Fund your IRA to the maximum -Buy a house if you want to live in a house and can afford it -Put six months worth of expenses in a money-market account -Take whatever money is left over and invest 70% in a stock index fund and 30% in a bond fund through any discount broker and never touch it until retirement -If any of this confuses you, or you have something special going on (retirement, college planning, tax issues), hire a fee-based financial planner, not one who charges a percentage of your portfolio
So if you have a idea, go for it, worst case it wont work. but it would be fun trying to make it work, wont it?